English Joke

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Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? 

Student: No, he did it all by himself.

شوخی

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Why does a man want to have a wife?

Because:

W----washing

I-----ironing

F-----food

E-----entertainment

Why does a woman want to have a husband?

Because:

H-----housing

U-----understanding

S-----sharing

B-----buying

A-----and

N-----never

D-----demanding

English Joke

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In a restaurant: 
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! 
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.

English Joke

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Teacher: Why are you late? 

Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. 

Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? 

Student: No. I was standing on it.